where does marvel find all these uncomfortably similar-looking actors named chris?
PROOF OF A CHRIS VAULT:
And now a message to our boys: You matter. Just because you’re not a bulging beefcake doesn’t mean girls aren’t going to like you, Just because you’re not a thin as a rod doesn’t mean you’re unattractive. Just because your looks doesn’t meet someone’s preference doesn’t mean you’re undateable. If you want to change your appearance you have to accept it first. You’re not weak, you’re not disposable, and you do not deserve to die.
men are given more of everything. women have their lives taken from them. spending your time from 0-60 in a continuous anxiety about being a desirable masturbatory tool is not a life. men are considered young twice as long as women. women know their worth and they know it’s expiration date. how can you put that on a person. its abuse. “eyeliner so sharp i could kill a man” how? by prettying him to death?
one time i was eating some chips and salsa with my mom and it was really spicy so i went “i feel like a dragon” because my mouth was fucking on fire and my mom just casually says “you only want to be a dragon so you can have that hiccup boy ride you”
it took her a few moments to realize her mistake
Are you sure it was a mistake?